13) Just Like A Rock Star
I was wandering through the local Game Stop when I noticed they sold drum mutes for the Rock Band drum set. I wondered why the hell someone would waste money on something like that, then I actually played Rock Band and it was quite clear why such a device should be equipped on every set.
For those of you looking to know a little more about the lives of the cast, Josh and I were in a pseudo funk rock alternative band together and, if I do say so myself, we rocked quite a few faces off. I play drums and Josh funks it up on the bass. Ampa, however, doesn't need a band to melt some skulls, she already rocks hard enough with her knack for Canadian humor and love of weird bacons. But that was then, and maybe this is the sign that Rock Band won't actually make you rock stars if you neglect to play real instruments. I just need to figure out how to activate star power on stage...
P.S. That's a sponge Josh is holding. I tried making it yellow but then it just looked like a block of cheese. Cheese guitars would never work, they'd get all moldy or turn into fondu in the middle of a rockin' solo.