14) I Hate Movie-Games
I can't speak for the dead, but I'm pretty sure the ancient writer of this great Norse tale didn't intend for it to be the muscle bulging, unnecessarily naked, brute of a movie it turned out to be. Seriously, how many times does a main character need to rip his shirt off? He must buy truckloads of shirts or have a squire that's constantly knitting and sewing new ones.
As for the game, I can't really say. I never actually played it because I didn't want to waste my money on a lame movie game, but I'm sure it had just as much shirt tearing action as my comic suggests. And a lot of gray, apparently. I've never been to Norway, but I'm pretty sure the sun comes out every once in a while.