23) Van-quished
Josh's van has been the only thing keeping us alive in this tiny town of ours, save for video games. It's been both an object of freedom and that of captivity, for as soon as the van was his Josh had to run errands and transport his three brothers to where ever the hell they needed to go. Winona quickly became the escort service of our friendship, seeing as I'm both cheap and lazy. No surprise there. I don't know where Honduras is, but dammit are their orphans cheap. To hell with ethanol, I say we switch to orphanol.
The title is vanquished, not van quiche, although that would be pretty awesome. Think of it, a quiche the size of a van could feed all the orphans that Josh will later sacrifice to his van.