37) Bass Off
As you may know, Jake is in charge of the I.C. forums. If you try to tell him Cliff Burton wasn't the best bassist in the world he will murder you. Then he'll give you thirty seven reasons why you're wrong.
As you may know, Jake is in charge of the I.C. forums. If you try to tell him Cliff Burton wasn't the best bassist in the world he will murder you. Then he'll give you thirty seven reasons why you're wrong.
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Illustrating My Sympathy
Neglect is a painful side effect of being human. It can be deliberate or accidental and I am guilty of both. It is due to that neglect that I apologize to you, the reader, for not attending to your comic needs. Such thoughtlessness is rude and inconsiderate on my part,nobody wants to feel like they've been forgotten. Trust me, I will never forget you, anonymous gathering of internet viewers. There are several things that have kept me from this comic, several things that I couldn't control, but I take full responsibility for my actions, or rather my inaction. I'm not a man of excuses. I won't cheapen the credibility of this comic with a struggle to find one. I have too much respect for you to attempt to explain away my obvious carelessness with words. So I decided to make a graph instead:
Intoxicating Green - Alcohol
Docile Blue - Naps
Dreams of Aquamarine - Alcohol related naps
Mr. Pink - Bank heist related injuries
Highlighter Yellow - Studying for finals
Procrastinator's Orange - Putting off studying with video games
Romantic Red - Time spent with the ladies, if you know what I mean ;)
Depression Maroon - Actual time spent with said ladies
Alerted Amber - I was kidnapped?
I thought I'd also pitch my ideas for Crayon names, in case there are any desperate Crayola CEOs reading these comics. Trust me, they'll catch on.
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On a side note, Josh's 21st birthday was last Friday. It was lots of fun and contributed to a large portion of the graph. He had two cakes: a cookie cake with the Aperture Science logo in icing (courtesy of our friend, Kory, who works at a cookie cake bakery) and the actual Portal cake. He looked up the recipe and had it made to the exact specifications stated in the game. It was twenty minutes before we actually ate a slice from either cake. We wondered if we were to take a bite from one cake would we taste the other?
Colin - 12/22/08
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